It's not so much "whatever that means." It's whoever...

"Dear Elder Cannon: you are hereby called to serve as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. You are assigned to labor in the Colombia Bogota North Mission. It is anticipated that you will serve for a period of 24 months...You will prepare to preach the gospel in the Spanish language... "

Coolest page you will ever see!

There actually isn't anything on this page.

Except for a button. 

But don't push it. It's dangerous.

I'm serious, don't push it.



You pushed it, didn't you...

Oh well. It's probably better for you anyway.

Have a nice day!